The Great Grigsby

My friend Adrienne S. said something so perfect, I had to ask her if I could just cut and paste it and put it here:

TV keeps trying to tell me that Paul Ryan will secure a portion of female voters, because women find him attractive. That chicks will vote for HIM, specifically, because they think he’s hawt. Paul Ryan. With the ears.

TV has been doing a lot of meth or something.

I mean, lets ignore for a second the idea that I, or any other woman, would be persuaded to vote for a dude based on looks alone. Let’s not get all offended by that part. Let’s get offended that TV thinks that this guy, THIS GUY, is attractive to me. I’m offended that TV thinks I have such low standards for hawtness.